No Hmomo Tho

"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

"porn is a healthy expression of sexuality" you are like a terrorist to me

art by @BottlngSunshine

This is what I get for dropping my phone

7 may 2024

There’s a green line down the left hand side of my phone. Annoying but it’s the price I pay for YouTube showers. This is girlhood

Anyways,

i appreciate the thought i really do

27th jan 2024

my dad got me a cactus with purple flowers because purple is my favourite colour, the flowers were fake and hot glued onto the very real very alive cactus.i pulled them off to get the hot glue off of the cactus and showed him how horrible it is that they hot glued flowers onto an alive plant, he says he got it because i like purple and now ive ripped the purple off. its some pained metaphor but its sweet how he tries

anyways,

Ugh… boys.

23 sept 2024

Apparently Louis was a racist in year 7??? I severely doubt he still is because of a mild aggression in year 7, still can never be too safe

Or maybe you can.

Anyways,

Being sick sucks so bad

13 aug 2024

I’ve been sick with some stomach flu recently and just remembered how horrible it is to need to throw up (it’s so bad) BUT the worst thing is that it’s been a week and I’ve not been able to stand up without being really nauseous?? Like if I stand up slowly it’s fine I just get a little ache but if I just go from laying to sitting up or sitting to standing too quickly I feel like vomiting AND SOMETIMES I DO

this sucks and I hate it here.

Anyways,

I am so not sports

23 feb 2024

I am so unathletic (it upsets me a lot don’t worry) but I’m very poetic and I like to think it makes up for it

No I cannot do a flip into the water but I CAN wax poetic about how the light from the sunset hits the surface and maybe that’s better 🤷‍♀️

(No this isn’t because I saw a video of someone flipping into a lake and or couldn’t lift suitcases whatever are you talking about)

Anyways,

Ugh I hate thinking this way

21 mar 2024

I refuse to say it out loud and put it into the world but I know what I’m talking about.

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY? REALLY WHAT ABOUT ME RADIATES RAINBOWS? Nothing against gay people just I’m not and it means the boys I like will never see me the way they see my friends because maybe I’ll be affectionate with my friends and maybe I don’t dress like the walking talking stereotype of a teenage girl but god is it so hard to get a boy to even see me? To look at me like I’m not empty space?

Anyways,

A massive wuss

3 dec 2024

I can’t watch sad movies- or any movies with pain

I have to look up the plot to every movie before I watch it because I hate being surprised by the ending and I can’t handle the suspense

And maybe that’s why I hate life: There’s no IMDB, no plot synopsis to check. The ending is unknowable.

Anyways,