We Were Talking About Malevolent Headcannons In The Server Today And Human!John Ripped My Brain Out Of

As everyone knows, the soul resides in the belly.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

this piano sucks but take a bit of the music from malevolent

I painted this a while ago but forgot to post it

I’m surprised Malam has any time to slumber considering the child mortality rate of the middle ages.

Also, if Faroe had been “with them” this whole time, that dead toddler has seen some shit.

Yellow Mammals poster. Inspired by @one-weird-mammal-a-day

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.

Arthur: *calls John a Sour Puss*

Me: *proceeds to lose my fucking mind*

what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

This is fucking ART

I want Arthur and John to go to a perfectly ordinary petting zoo. What patreon tier do I have to be to make this happen.

Arthur and John BFFs forever!