Just Gotta Mind Your Manners

I heard the truth was built to bend; A mechanism to suspend the guilt Is what you are requiring still. You’ve got to dance, little liar. Acrtic monkeys - Dance Little Liar - Estrella de la mañana Samael te persigo a ti Y si me quema sin alas Ademas me muero por ti The Mars Volta - Asilos Magdalena

The Department of Delicious Deception is salivating at the sight of these incredibly enticing but completely inedible desserts created by glass artist Shayna Leib. Leib herself has health issues that prevent herself from indulging in such decadent sweets, which is what lead her to painstakingly create exquisite hyperrealistic glass and porcelain sculptures of what she’s unable to eat.

“This body of work started as a therapeutic exercise in deconstruction and a re-training of the mind to look at dessert as form rather than food. It soon became a technical riddle, and I became a food taxidermist of french pastries.

To glass, I combined my love of porcelain, realizing where one material floundered, the other excelled. This body of work utilizes nearly every possible technique in both mediums; glassblowing, hot-sculpting, lampwork, fusing, casting, and grinding in glass and well as the ceramic techniques of hand-building, throwing, and using a good old fashioned pastry tube.”

Visit Shayna Leib’s website or follow her on Instagram or Facebook to feast your eyes on more of her mouthwatering glass pastries.

[via Colossal]

look what you wasted

Saturday’s a leg day!

This week’s art guide is about knees and construction underneath the skin so you will be able to draw realistic looking characters. 

Hope you’ll like this !

I will try to keep these art guides sweet and short to make it possible to upload every week :) 

hi guys! ive been thinking about opening commissions and finally gathered my courage so here they are!

rules

i will draw whatever you want (your ocs, already existing characters, your otp, nsfw, furries etc) except for graphic gore & mechas

however, if you request something that i cant draw (for example because it makes me uncomfortable), i have a right to decline. i hope you understand that, and if you are not sure if your request is something that i can do, my askbox is always open!

in general, the backgrounds i draw are simple. if you would like something complicated, i am willing to draw it, and the cost of such background will be +40% of the original price of the piece you ordered

payments via paypal - my account is kakeryki@wp.pl

payments process: 50% of the price after we discuss all the details i need to start working, the other 50% after i send you a screenshot of a finished piece. then, when i get the payment, i will send you your commission via email so that you have a high-resolution file

if you are interested, you can send me a dm here or send me an email @ atchmurko@gmail.com

(Top 10 Pictures Before Disasters.)

do you want to see a movie where you have no idea what is going on for the first forty-five minutes? jupiter ascending is the film for you! other highlights include:

a ten minute long spaceship fight with no context or purpose, which destroys a city. “no one will remember” channing tatum growls as they leave the city, as if youtube does not exist

“here’s a latke for you, bitch”

someone using a menstrual pad as a bandage by slapping the sticky part onto the wound, leaving the actual blood-absorbing part just kind of…waving around

actors chewing the scenery so hard i’m surprised beautifully over-constructed bits of space metal aren’t just falling out of their mouths

a man trying to shoot thousands of bees in the middle of a cornfield

a gun that makes dog noises. it barks. the gun barks. 

oedipus complexes so beautifully twisted and terrible that you will spend half the movie mouthing “oh my god” to yourself

related to that, the climactic line of the movie is “i’m not your damn mother,” so take that as you will

a breathtakingly gorgeous and complex universe used as a background for a romance between woman and a man. granted, the man is a wolf angel. but still.

I CREATE LIVES……………….

[whispers] and destroy them

8&80, com alto patrocínio de

doodles.

If P03 were to travel to meet other Scrybes,I think he would have needed a cloak to keep sand out of his body.And a charging pack.