These People Went From Lifting Chips To Pulling Off Some Action Movie Shit

My full piece for the Gang⭐Stars Zine!

Dinopants consumes me.

doodles.

If P03 were to travel to meet other Scrybes,I think he would have needed a cloak to keep sand out of his body.And a charging pack.

The Department of Delicious Deception is salivating at the sight of these incredibly enticing but completely inedible desserts created by glass artist Shayna Leib. Leib herself has health issues that prevent herself from indulging in such decadent sweets, which is what lead her to painstakingly create exquisite hyperrealistic glass and porcelain sculptures of what she’s unable to eat.

“This body of work started as a therapeutic exercise in deconstruction and a re-training of the mind to look at dessert as form rather than food. It soon became a technical riddle, and I became a food taxidermist of french pastries.

To glass, I combined my love of porcelain, realizing where one material floundered, the other excelled. This body of work utilizes nearly every possible technique in both mediums; glassblowing, hot-sculpting, lampwork, fusing, casting, and grinding in glass and well as the ceramic techniques of hand-building, throwing, and using a good old fashioned pastry tube.”

Visit Shayna Leib’s website or follow her on Instagram or Facebook to feast your eyes on more of her mouthwatering glass pastries.

[via Colossal]

Clothing Swap HAHA

doodle

(Top 10 Pictures Before Disasters.)

[jojo fashion friends, i have another mission for you….]

do you want to see a movie where you have no idea what is going on for the first forty-five minutes? jupiter ascending is the film for you! other highlights include:

a ten minute long spaceship fight with no context or purpose, which destroys a city. “no one will remember” channing tatum growls as they leave the city, as if youtube does not exist

“here’s a latke for you, bitch”

someone using a menstrual pad as a bandage by slapping the sticky part onto the wound, leaving the actual blood-absorbing part just kind of…waving around

actors chewing the scenery so hard i’m surprised beautifully over-constructed bits of space metal aren’t just falling out of their mouths

a man trying to shoot thousands of bees in the middle of a cornfield

a gun that makes dog noises. it barks. the gun barks. 

oedipus complexes so beautifully twisted and terrible that you will spend half the movie mouthing “oh my god” to yourself

related to that, the climactic line of the movie is “i’m not your damn mother,” so take that as you will

a breathtakingly gorgeous and complex universe used as a background for a romance between woman and a man. granted, the man is a wolf angel. but still.

I CREATE LIVES……………….

[whispers] and destroy them