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Waiting For Wayhaven, Day 4

F: Detective, you know the protocol of what to do if I get shot?

Detective: I do.

F: Alright, repeat it back to me.

Detective: In the event Agent Hauville is ever shot I am to say ‘MMMMMM WHATCHA SAY’ as they fall to the ground, no matter the circumstances.

F: Yes, exactly, thank you.

A: First of all, what the hell.

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

Cat color chart!

OPEN IN A NEW TAB TO ZOOM IN

This doesn’t contain eeeeevery single possible color mutation but it should cover the most common/interesting ones! 

I’m not saying everything on this chart is 100% anatomically/genetically correct, but I tried to simplify it as much as I could! 

Feel free to use this for your own designs!

I’m an adult with a job and I did this instead of sleeping, goodnight.

My new head cannon is now that anytime the detective tries to do something stupid A hides the car keys and bans anybody from lifting them up to reach them. Step stools have also been banned. M just dangles them above their head for shits and giggles.

On a scale of one to ten how likely is it that each member of team bravo would take advantage of a MC’s short height and how, ie: putting their keys up somewhere high so they can’t chase down a dangerous supernatural or something even silly like threatening to come down to their level.

Hehehe :D

Um…

Adam/Ava: 1/10 on normal days, 6/10 in more serious situations.

Nate/Nat: 0/10

Felix/Farah: 3/10 (only for fun times, never serious moments).

Mason/Morgan: 10/10.

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

How To Learn Any Accent (1)

How To Learn Any Accent (2)

How To Do 12 Different Accents

US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences

One Woman, 17 British Accents

How To Lose Your Native Accent

How To Learn A Different Accent

Fun Tour of American Accents

Scottish

Scottish In Under 2 Minutes

How to Speak With A Scottish Accent

HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT

Speaking Scottish 101

Scottish Slang

Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang

Scottish Insults

English or “British”

How To Do A British Accent

3 Ways to Sound More British

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)

HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)

Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang 

French

How To Speak With A French Accent 

How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Tips on how to do a French Accent

French Accent Tip

Irish

How to do an Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

How To Do An Irish Accent

Guide to Irish Accents

How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES

Russian

How To Speak With A Russian Accent 

How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training

How to speak with a Russian Accent

How Russians Speak English

How To Do A Russian Accent 

German

How To Have A German Accent 

How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?

Get the Perfect German ACCENT

Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!

How To Do A German Accent

5 Steps to a perfect German Accent

Canadian

How To Do A Canadian Accent

All aboot Canadian accents

How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!

Is There A Canadian Accent?

The Canadian English Accent

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some expanded oceanic races! featuring: mermaids, shark mermaids, octopus mermaids, and selkies. Playtesting and feedback is welcome.

F: Hold the fuck up.

Detective, turning around: Excuse me?

F, pleading: I’m the fuck up. Hold me.