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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
Unpopular opinion:
People sleep too goddamn much on Neil's and Charlie's friendship. Of course Todd and Neil were hella cute BUT Charlie was Neil's best friend not Todd.
No offense.
I seek attention please ask me questions cuz i’m too awkward irl <3
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH
1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?
Riiiggghhhtttt so. I wasn’t saying that they are just master and butler, there is some caring-ness I guess. Plus there’s nothing wrong with headcanons. I was just going off about how gross the pedo ships are. Just clearing that up.
Why do some people not accept the fact that Sebastian is a manipulative bastard demon?? Like, I’ve seen fanfics where Sebastian falls head over fucking heels with the reader instantly, like bitch no?? Plus, shipping Ciel and Sebastian is gross as hell. Ciel is a child, and Sebastian is like, well over 100 years old, maybe over 1000. Yes, there are some scenes that suggest such, but no romantic nor sexual relationship. And stop making excuses!
I just realised that I started ranting a bit, so uhhhh sorry..? But I am making a point. The amount of NSFW SebaCiel art that I’ve seen is disgusting. What the hell is wrong with people!? Like, I want to see wholesome shit like Sebastian taking care of Ciel please, none of that pedo shit.
It didn’t take me too long, so sorry if it’s messy or anything.
Does Spring Awakening count as Dark Academia?
I used to think I was s t r a i g h t and c i s How did I not realise that I wasn’t-
So I am biologically female, just to point that out. Any time a good-looking woman was onscreen, my mind just instantly thought “hnnngggg she’s pretty”. But I knew I liked guys too. I thought looking at girls and thinking they were reeeeaaaalllyyy cute was pretty normal for straight girls. And then, in 2019, I got a major crush on my straight friend, who’s a girl. I was pretty confused, I said “y’know, thinking about it, everyone’s cute. Maybe I’m bi or something,” cuz I didn’t know pansexuality exists. And then I saw NB folk, and GC folk, and everybody else, thinking “they are beautiful holy crap” and I became confused AGAIN and done a bit of research. Found out what pansexuality was, questioned for a bit and came to a conclusion; I am pansexual. Turned out my half-sister was pan too so I guess that helped the coming out process.
Then, right afterwards, I started having a gender-identity crisis. I realised that I never really felt like a girl. Yes, I did wear feminine clothes sometimes, but being called “Molly” and people using She/Her pronouns made me feel... weird, i guess?? So I came to my first conclusion that I was a trans guy. I told my friends first but my parents found out via texts on my phone. They refused to think so, and continued calling me by my birth name and stuff. To cover it up, in summer 2019, I said that I was genderfluid, cuz I had another crisis but then realised that I was not genderfluid. I continued to identify as a trans guy. Fast forward to 2020, in quarantine, I start having yet another crisis, and stress about it a lot. I was very confused, but, in the end, I said that I’m non-binary. I came out to my dad, who doesn’t exactly know about non binary people and others like genderfluid, bigender and such, and I said that I wanted to change my name. He looked at me and said “If you chose to be non binary, then why don’t you keep the name Molly.” That made me sad. And uncomfortable. Then I told my mum, who said it’s fine that I’m non binary. I didn’t tell her about me wanting to change my name though. My friends call me Antonie, and I have three nicknames that they’ve gave me; Ant, Antie and Toni. My friends say it suits me :)
I work at a daycare with infants.
One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.
There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”
My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”
To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”
Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.
🎉 It’s transphobic to say that trans women can’t be lesbians!! 🎉
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
One for the lads
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
are you autistic and gay?
lesbian and autistic perhaps?
an autistic pan or bisexual?
asexual and autistic?
trans or non binary and autistic?
any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?
well guess what...
you're fucken great and I love you
I was just complaining to my friend that my oldest sister didn’t know what to do the last time I had a convulsive seizure, and I ended up injured because of it. And my friend said that actually, they don’t know what to do when they see someone have a convulsive seizure, either.
So I thought I’d explain it to you. I’m not a doctor, and I have no medical training and not everything here will apply to everyone who has convulsive seizures, these are just the things that apply to me, and when in doubt, call an ambulance.
Here’s what you do:
Look around. Am I lying in the middle of a busy street or on the railroad tracks, or somewhere else dangerous, like in the bathtub? If yes, drag me to somewhere where I am not in imminent danger of being hit by a truck or drowning.
Am I somewhere safe, but lying near dangerous things like fire or knives or broken glass or pans of boiling water or anything that can hurt me? Move the dangerous things away from me.
My body will be convulsing. That means my head and my arms and my legs are rapidly hitting the ground. Put something soft underneath my head. If there’s a cushion right there, perfect. If not, wad up your coat or shove your shopping bag under my head. If there’s nothing immediately to hand that would take you more than a few seconds to grab, stick your feet underneath my head, it’ll work.
Am I wearing anything around my neck, like a tight collar, or a necktie, or a choker? Loosen it, so my airway is clear.
Don’t restrict my movements - don’t try to hold my arms and legs down. You’ve already moved all the dangerous things away from me, and cushioned my head, so don’t hold me down, unless it is necessary to keep me from doing serious harm.
Don’t put anything in my mouth. A lot of people think you need to stick your fingers or a spoon or something into the person’s mouth to prevent them choking on their tongue. Don’t do this.
Try to make a note of the time the seizure first started. If the seizure lasts for longer than five minutes, call an ambulance.
When the convulsing/jerking has stopped, roll me onto my side. If you know what the recovery position is, put me in the recovery position, if you don’t, just roll me onto my side, and check my airway. If I’m not breathing, or I’m having trouble breathing, call an ambulance.
It seems to be instinctive to help someone get back to their feet as soon as the seizure is over. Don’t do this with me. After a seizure, I’m in something called a post-ictal state. It makes me very, very confused, and lying on the ground or sitting somewhere soft is the safest place for me. If you pull me to my feet while I’m still this confused, I will walk directly into traffic or put my hand on a hot stove because I won’t know where I am, or what’s happening, and often I won’t be able to see at all for a few minutes. Keep me somewhere safe until I’ve fully recovered.
If I have another seizure before I’ve fully recovered from the earlier one, call an ambulance.
If you think I might be hurt, or you’re confused or not sure about what to do, call an ambulance.
That’s all there is to it. Make sure I’m not in immediate physical danger; cushion my head (but don’t restrain it); when the jerking stops, roll me onto my side and check my airway; keep me somewhere safe until I’m fully recovered, and if the seizure lasts a long time, or I have a second one, or you aren’t sure what to do or you think I might be hurt, call an ambulance. That’s it. It’s not hard, and I promise you can do this.
I wish I could start a band. I can kinda sing (I was in choir for four years, not that it did much) and I can scream because I like screaming. But I’m only friends with people who play piano and a guy who is learning how to play drums, plus I tried learning how to play the guitar but it hurt my fingers cuz I’m sensitive.
I just accidentally sang ‘to be a marching band’ instead of ‘to see’... if I can’t see the black parade I will join it.
Reblog to make a white gay big mad
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To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
These are gonna be masculine or unisex names cuz I’m a trans masc enby. Plus I only realised not so long ago that I’m non-binary. I’ll still beat the shit out of someone for calling me a girl though :)
Eli- 7/10
- Chill
- Short
- I always mispronounced it
Matthew- 4/10
- I did like it
- Now there’s a dumbass in my class with this name.
- He thinks Australia is a hoax and that the Earth is flat
- This was back when I just thought that I was a trans guy
Max- 8/10
- Short
- Cute
- Androgynous
Benny- 9/10
- Cuuuttteee
-I have no other explanation for why I like this name
Melchior- 6/10
- I like musicals and Spring Awakening is my favourite
- It’s actually a nice name
-I feel weird with this name though because Melchior r*ped Wendla because she didn’t know what they were doing, nor the consequences, but Melchior did. Which is why I usually call him Milkywhore.
Moritz- 10/10
- Another Spring Awakening name
- Niiiiiccccceeeee
Marty- 11/10
- Marty McFly is one of the only reasons I chose this
- Close to my birth name though :’(
I might do a part two
I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to me
No the fuck I’m not-
I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.
Well...I mean...accurate?
Well, as a new EW episode came out (I left the fandom last year), I decided to go search the Eddsworld tag on tumblr.
None of y’all have changed. I love it.
uhhh I was doing more research on BLM and I found this-
All cops are bastards sooooo yeah anti-police but it ain’t very wicked. They’re corrupt, as everyone is in a position where they’re supposed to help civilians.
reblog if u hate capitalism
My dad keeps saying that Dead Poets Society is boring as hell and my mum won’t stop watching her cheesy 90s sitcoms using the TV box thing where we have movies and shows. I have been dying to watch that movie for months now.
I only forgive them a little bit because they’re watching Umbrella Academy season 2 so yeah-