Life In Gotham Be Like

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson

If Riddler ever reforms again I don't think I want him as a PI. I have a better Idea sense Barbra isn't Oracle anymore can Ed become the new Oracle. Oh I can imagine him sitting behind the bat computer now Alfred bringing him cookies and Ed talking about how information is his business and how he has all the awnsers to all your questions. He'll help keep Batman alive for a change and he'll be screaming at Bruce about him doing somthing stupid or laugh everytime he gets his ass kicked.

I thought about this for awhile and now I can't get it out of my head so I decided to do what I do with all my other horrible ideas share them, sorry if I ruined your day.

Knowledge has always been power if you look through history, books were always banned or taken before guns were taken because without a book most people didn't know to be outraged. There was no information to tell them to be outraged,

so the gun posed no threat because they had no reason to use it the pen is mightier

then the sword. It's an "ignorance is bliss" sort of thing so remember whoever controls the information controls the world it's important to know where you're getting your

information and whether or not it's trustworthy. You have an endless world of information you have books and the internet which is forever changing so much information do your research and check out different sites to make sure you have the right info. Remember a book will always be more powerful than any gun and you should be more worried about them taking your books than your guns. It's like Stephen King once said "you can have my gun but you'll

take my book when you pry my cold dead fingers off the binding". Please be safe now more than ever.

(This is the speech my dad gave me recently and I've decided to share it, enjoy)

They've both been shot by the Joker wonderful, more proof the Joker that the Joker deserves to die and stay dead (in other words die permanentlyfor all time) yay. First you shoot my girl Babs and lands her in wheelchair, ok thats one thing (one awful horrible unforgivable thing) but nobody shoot my boy Eddie Nygma.

*SPOILERS for the War of Jokes and Riddles*

People are always saying what do The Riddler and Batgirl have in common?? Well here you go! :’D I’ll escort myself out now.

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

I'm reblogging this because I'm actually quite proud of this one why I have no clue why but I do.

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

Charicters cast for wonderland

Cheshire Cat:

Riddler

I feel he better fit for the cat he has been know to escape batman and he seems to disappear a lot at times, has that big smirk and older versions of Riddler laughed but even if this one is more serious version he under mind control so he would be doing somthing he would want to do. The Cheshire cat sees more enigmatic and mysterious then crazy and Bonkers (not that the cat isn't because he is and riddler can be pretty crazy), especially in dialog. Riddler is also a trickster much like the cat. I'm imagining him in a purple and white suit with ears sewn to his bowler.

Alice:

Harley Quinn

The Mad Hatter isn't trying to make a move on quinn, the only girl he likes is Alice, once I finish the origin you'll understand. Batman is the one going through wonderland like Alice, Jervis just needed someone to wear the costume what's the point of Alice in wonderland without Alice.

Queen Of Hearts

Catwomen

The Mouse

Twoface

A mouse in the beginning of the book who was crying it will become one apparent why he is in this role.

Tweedledee

Scarface the dummy

Tweedledum

The ventriloquist

imagine these two dressed as tweedle dee and dum carry the other.

The white rabbit

Hugo Strange.

Hugo's glasses reminded me of the rabbit plus in a comic I saw that he had a pocket watch, but also think about him acting like one of the wackos he trying to cure hopping around like a rabbit it's a hilarious.

The MarchHair

Joker

this charicter is much more crazy and goofy his dialog fits Joker better

The doorknob

Clayface.

He can shape shift into a door

The madhatter

Madhatter

obvious but still

Walrus

Killer Croc

crocks already got som big teeth but imagin him walking around with giant tusk tied around his head

Carpenter

Bane

Carpenters build opposite of what Bane does iorny is the point

Broom headed dog

Bud or lou

The dog who brushed away the path I just kinda want to see bud or Lou run around the Asylum with a broom tied around their head sorry

Snooty talking flower

Poison Ivy

would be perfect fit for those flowers the ones that were mean to Alice

The Catipillar

Killermoth

I had too

Dormouse

Mr Freeze

the mouse was a narcoleptic and kinda zoned out for some reason Mr freeze I could see him in this role for me any way

Cardgaurds

Aaron Cash and Arkham Staff

Brilliant, I love it so much and I don't know why.

who got harvey a lizard

All about saving lives

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

You know recently I've noticed everytime someone tells me somthing can't be done I directly think of ways to defy them its a compulsion a must, you have to prove them wrong. You try to find a work around and Ideas to say fuck you it can be done. I'm working a bunch of pairings and storys for this exact reason. Screw all who say things can't be done, I feel like no is a better motivator then yes. Anyone else do this or is it just me.