Brilliant, I Love It So Much And I Don't Know Why.

Ok there's a ship for Talia and Selina, don't know the ship name but I've heard people talk about it. I don't ship it but it makes me laugh and it's existence still makes me happy. I feel this ship is basically Talia and Selina saying to hell with Bruce and giving each other a kiss while Bruce is either crying or doesn't give a rats ass because them being together makes his life so much easier and simpler. He doesn't have to choose between them and now he can apprehend them with out feelings and shit getting in the way. I imagine Talia and Selina kissing and batman standing there thinking what the fuck.

I'm going to start writing storys for batman and other heros (and villians), I've got ideas. I'd like to mention I'm one of those comic fans who like unusual storys and pairings, I'm not the kinda person who has to have everything the same everytime (don't complain about comic accuracy when watching a movie because I like new details and takes on things),each story (Fandome, Comics, DCEU) is someones interpretation of characters and their story and so we tend to disagree or dislike a story because we have are own interpretation, but I kinda like most storys, even the "Batman and Robin" movie weird right. I also like weird unusual underrated misunderstood villians like riddler, killer moth, the eraser, toy man and a few others (I'll make a list of my favorite villians and heros later). I have the weird unpopular opinion. If you comment or ask questions charicters from the story respond and myself (saw it another blog thought it would be cool) ,ask anything you want they can be even between charicters from different stories if you do wish (I call them storyverses). When you ask question specifi which story or stories. The villians will also start chats and speak on different topics. call me M34 for short and yes I know that's gun that wasn't purposeful enjoy the storys can't wait to share more.

Batgirl: WAIT! I've got a few questions about the first story, you know the one about me and you know who.

Riddler: I'm not voldmort you know! And I also have a few questions.

M34: guys do you think this could wait.

Riddler: no it can't, first off.....

Batgirl: hold up I was here first.

Riddler: Funny part is you think I give a shit. I have seniority.

Batgirl: what gives you seniority exactly.

Riddler: first off my IQ is higher then yours second I was created about 20 years or so before you by the legendary Bill Finger, you know the rightful creator of batman.

Batgirl: You aregent little... wait what rightful creator where did you get that from.

Riddler: Bill told me so.

Batgirl: really now and why would he tell you this and no one else.

Riddler: You could say I was one of his favorites.

Batgirl: doubtful but ok let's get back to are questions.

Riddler: yeah, M34 you gonna awnser are questions.

M34: Later in privet, let's not spoil anymore then we already have hmm. While you wait for me to wrap up try not to kill each other, Save it for the story.

Batgirl: fine

Riddler: can't make any promises.

Batgirl: why you little

M34: GUYS!

Riddler: but she's the most childish, self righteous, aregent hero there is.

Batgirl: yeah but your all of those things except hero.

Riddler: yeah I'm not a hero, I'm an anti hero and it doesn't matter if I'm any of those things your a hero your supposed to be better then that.

Batgirl: WOW JUST WOW! you little...

Riddler: Could you stop saying "you little" I'm taller then you by a whole 2 1/2 feet, shorty.

Batgirl: ...

M34: GUYS SHUT UP NOW! I'm gonna rap this up, then you can ask your questions and then you can argue as much as you want.

Riddler and Batgirl: FINE

Sorry about that guys, I guess you got a sneak peak at my first story and it's charicters. Well see you guys later. I'm gonna have to settle those two down, wish me luck.

I feel at this point I don't have to say it but I'm gonna say it anyway these aren't my characters they belong to DC Comics.

(If they keep driving me crazy I'm gonna send them back to DC)

I know it's a joke but it's so true

Jervis: English is weird. Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Harley: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.

Edward: And "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Jonathan: Guys, it's 3am.

My eyes just opened damn hate when people use logic. I'm half and half on this right now I'm gonna go sit in a corner and slowly rock back in forth, thinking because my universe just shattered. Go check out the original post for the full experience.

everyone: absolutely thrilled that Harley is finally with Poison Ivy, and no longer in an abusive relationship!!! she can finally be with someone who loves her and treats her perfectly!!!! 

me: 

Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”

Wow ok well we can definitely see the difference.

DC Villains be like

Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.

Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.

Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.

Loved the origin for riddler in this show ain't gonna lie.

One of my favorite Batman tropes is when a villain kidnaps someone who was involved in their tragic backstory, and when Bruce is done beating them up he turns to the hostage and says "you know this is all YOUR fault, right?"

If you think there are storys I should read, whether it be fanfiction or an official comic recomend it I'll read it and post let you know that I read it and share my thoughts.

I except:

Questions

Suggestions

Request (writing not art trust me you don't want my art not that you realy want my writing either but still)

Prompts

Nicknames:

M34

34

MT

NOTE: if you disrespect the riddler I will fight you

I'm feeling it not gonna lie.

i know that riddler doesnt usually wear goggles (im pretty sure its mostly an arkham knight thing) but i still refer to him and catwoman as goggle buddies bc i always picture riddler with goggles on his hat 

Knowledge has always been power if you look through history, books were always banned or taken before guns were taken because without a book most people didn't know to be outraged. There was no information to tell them to be outraged,

so the gun posed no threat because they had no reason to use it the pen is mightier

then the sword. It's an "ignorance is bliss" sort of thing so remember whoever controls the information controls the world it's important to know where you're getting your

information and whether or not it's trustworthy. You have an endless world of information you have books and the internet which is forever changing so much information do your research and check out different sites to make sure you have the right info. Remember a book will always be more powerful than any gun and you should be more worried about them taking your books than your guns. It's like Stephen King once said "you can have my gun but you'll

take my book when you pry my cold dead fingers off the binding". Please be safe now more than ever.

(This is the speech my dad gave me recently and I've decided to share it, enjoy)