I’ve Been A Changed Person Since I Found Out That All Of Santa’s Reindeer Are Gals

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Yes you may

your periodic reminder that “golem” is not a word you can throw around without context. i know golems are pretty ingrained as earth/elemental spirits in a lot of fantasy settings now, but i wish more people understood that golems are extremely important to jewish people in an extremely specific way. 

the legend of the golem is a direct response to antisemitism in europe–specifically the blood libel; it was the golem’s job to expose asshole christians who tried to frame jews for child murder. the golem was a uniquely jewish response to a uniquely jewish problem: a sort of proto-superman who could come to our aid when all else failed. the golem is for the most part a benign protector (though there are legends of them rampaging after their rabbis lost control of them, but really, that one’s on the rabbi for not being specific enough). it is a positive and much beloved figure in jewish folklore.

so i want you to understand the full extent of jewish revulsion when we see people throwing around the word “golem” in regards to trump. 

trump is not a golem. you do not get to use that word. it does not mean “vaguely human-shaped unfeeling lump of excrement trying to pass as a person.” If that’s what you’re trying to convey with the word “golem”, please just use those words instead.

Musicals I Like Summarized In 1 Sentence

Hamilton: Epic Rap Battles Of History

Heathers: Drugs, alcohol, sex, murder-suicide-troubles every high schooler faces

Be More Chill: Children make several bad decisions, most involving vore

Natasha, Pierre, And The Great Comet Of 1812: War And Peace, but with Josh Groban!

The Book Of Mormon: Equally offensive to everybody.

Falsettos: A nice, happy story about an eccentric family who go through some troubles anD WAIT NO GO BACK GO BACK!

Les Mis: Really lives up to its title

Ghost Quartet: After listening to it several times, read an analysis, and had it explained in front of my dumb ass, I don’t know what is happening.

Something Rotten: Such liberal usage of looking into the future, my head hurts trying to explain the plot.

West Side Story: Like Romeo and Juliet, if Tybalt was likable and Juliet had some common sense about her.

Dear Evan Hansen: Two teenagers think lying about suicide to the family of the kid who committed suicide is a reasonable thing, are surprised when they face consequences.

In Trousers: Fuck if I know what this shit’s about.

High School Musical: Teens learn that people can take 2 extracurriculars. 

The Greatest Showman: Circus musical about love.

this is totally not a bootleg of great comet with oak as pierre: here

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

i hate theater snobs so much. i think they’re just angry because spongebob the musical is better than their precious hamilton or les mis

This is the best spook advice ever.

The Daily Times, Davenport, Iowa, October 22, 1907

Bless. I sure hope so.

I feel like the Tuck fandom is beginning to rise again

So if you’re not in the fandom… *wink wink nudge nudge* …maybe now’s a good time to get on board

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

As someone in a long distance relationship, this packs a punch.

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