Musicals I Like Summarized In 1 Sentence

I love this man.

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

Don’t be.

would it be bad if I changed the icon of this blog? I’ve had this gorgeous one for a year now…

Bonnie and Clyde, and How Setup Affects Storytelling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1RiM-_v9ns

Hey, I’m starting a series where I review musicals and would be delighted if you checked it out! 

Cons of being a northerner: it’s cold

Pros of being a northerner: you never need to know a single other topic of conversation. Everything and anything can be about the cold. You don’t even need a personality. Saying hi to a friend? “Wow is sure is cold today!” Confessing to a loved one? “Hey I heard the windchill is gonna be -35 tonight. Haha wild!” Been stabbed in the leg and need to make small talk with the paramedic? “Hey I didn’t even know I was stabbed, since you know the cold was stabbing me already. Hahaha you feel me. Or not! We’re numb. I’m gonna Snapchat this with the temperature filter.”

okay is there any photograph in history that deserves to be painstakingly rendered in oils and hung in a gilt frame in the Louvre more than the threesome photoshoot from that production of Twelfth Night with Anne Hathaway tho

like…dude…Caravaggio doesn’t hold a single candle to this shit………

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

Not risking it at all.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Happiness Will Come To You.