Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

Boop an Unsuspecting Victim.

boris has brought you a pool noodle

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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When Matpat showed up I literally looked at my brother like this

And when he said “that’s just a theory” I actually lost it

im like if roadkill was a girl

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question