"i Have To Water The Shitbird Wait A Minute"

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on

Soap, but in Situations with those scottish tweets you know which ones

“English, MacTavish” intensifies

its him.

Rest for the wicked

SILCO in ARCANE Season 2 Ep. 5: 'Blisters and Bedrock'

hatsune miku will you give me a figure of you. Just one. Please.

here you go !

my little pony g4 redesigns!!

If there’s one thing Ghost hates about Soap, it’s his friendliness. Not that he’s annoying, Ghost would have never gotten the chance to know him without it. He hates how Soap hates to make a fuss. He hates how easy-going he is.

Soap is dramatic, sure, but only jokingly. His favorite pastime is annoying Gaz or Ghost and then howling like a kicked dog when they show the slightest of it. He loves to joke, especially—at least it seems to Ghost-if it’s at his own expense, his own humility.

Soap is not inattentive, he’s not a push over, at least when it comes to others. He’s loyal, and he’s vicious when its someone else is hurt, but never when it’s him. Any blatant slight rolls off him with a joke, and any subtle one goes un-commented on.

Ghost hates it, hates how Soap bites his tongue and looks away. Hates how he doesn’t fight back.

Swaps ↔️

Father Stretch My Hands