So Honestly The Generator Sites That Already Exist For Homestuck Are Fantastic, But Theres So Fucking

theres so many to choose from which will it be

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."

Badger from breaking bad and the whole Jesse's crew is SO UNDERRATED like damn these 4 guys are late 90s-mid 2000s icons!!! I just know that some 17 year old guy would graffiti them in 26th May of 2006 on abandoned hospital or school

Red Dead posts out of context are so fucking funny bro.

It sounds like you’re liveblogging being attacked by cattle rustlers on the Dodge Trail in the 1890s.

girl can i she/them titties

I'm at McDonald's with my vampire fangs

Don't u just hate it when yr listening to a song them you think about a part later in the song and you're like nooo don't spoil it for me

cooking baking