I haven't seen many bodyguard type of prompts so...may I ask for one?
List of “so now I apparently have someone who’s supposed to protect me because I’m incapable of protecting myself” prompts
“I’ll protect you, I swear.” “Well, you’d better, because you’re not getting paid if I die.”
“Now, why would they hire you as my bodyguard? You look like you’d break in half if someone so much as kicked you.” “Well, my blackbelt says otherwise.”
“You have a soft spot for me, don’t you?” “I don’t.” “You answered too quickly for that to be the truth.”
“I didn’t realise you were this soft.” “I’m not soft.” “Sure, keep lying to yourself then.”
“Don’t fucking die on me, I swear to God!” “…It’s literally a paper cut, I’m fine.” “Yeah, but— but a paper cut can still cause life threatening complications!”
“People think you’re scary but really, you’re just a soft marshmallow, all soft and mushy on the inside and burnt on the outside.” “…Are you comparing me to a roasted marshmallow?”
“I didn’t ask for you to protect me! I didn’t— I didn’t ask for any of this.”
“I don’t want you getting hurt because of me anymore, so I’m firing you. You’ll no longer work for me.” “That’s not for you to decide. I’m staying right here until I’m absolutely sure you’ll be okay.” “…Why the hell do you have to be so stubborn? What part of I don’t want you getting hurt don’t you understand?!”
“I think you can use those strong arms of yours to do plenty of other things with me, if you catch my drift.”
“You’re paid to care about me, let’s not forget that, so don’t overstep your boundaries.”
“I asked you to teach me how to defend myself, but how the fuck did we end up in this very weird and very compromising position and most important of all, why do I kind of like it?”
“Why the fuck are they standing in the room while we’re trying to get it on?” “Well, they’re… They’re supposed to be there to protect me so I can’t do much about it.” “What, so they’re just gonna watch us fuck?”
“You know you don’t have to keep watch over me all the time, right? Especially when I’m about to go to town with someone.” “They might end up harming you for all I know; I’m not risking it.”
“Just admit it: you’re jealous because I’m out here fucking around with other people and you don’t want that to happen.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“I said get out of the way! What are you doing?!” “I can’t let you get hurt.” “And I can’t let you get hurt, either!”
“My job is to protect you so if you think I’m doing this because I care then you’re wrong.” “Don’t— you don’t mean that.”
“You’re like, the only friend I have, even though you’re paid to be here. So, please don’t leave…”
“It’s not about the money anymore. It’s because I fucking care about you. So please, don’t tell me to leave, and please don’t tell me to not get hurt because I won’t be able to bear it if you’re the one who gets hurt.”
“Why do you care, anyway?” “Because I’m kind of paid to do so and if I don’t, then I lose my job? And your family pays well, so…”
“Tell me you don’t feel the same way as I do.” “…I’m not supposed to feel the same way as you do.”
“What are you doing?! Put me down!” “Not until you promise me you won’t run away again.”
“Fuck! Why’d you kick me?! I was literally just injured—” “Don’t you fucking do that again, you asshole!” “But it’s my job—” “I don’t care, just stop getting injured because of me! How are you supposed to protect me if this keeps happening?!” “But that’s the point of what I do. It’s why I’m even here in the first place.”
“I leave for five seconds and you end up in the hospital. Are you kidding me?” “Look, I thought I could climb that tree to save that poor kitten. I’ll have you know I was an agile kid back then!” “…My God, what am I going to do with you?”
“I swear if you actually die—” “Relax, it’s just a bullet to the leg. I’ll survive.” “You idiot—”
“You’re stressing me the hell out and I’ve only been doing this for a week.”
“How stupid are you?! You could have died!” “…Are you yelling at me right now?” “Only because I’m worried about you.” “Since when did you ever worry about me?” “Since the very fucking start, that’s when.”
“Can you pretend to value your life for one goddamned second so I don’t have to constantly worry about you?”
“What do you think you’re doing?” “I’m tired. Can’t you piggyback me?” “No.” …. “You can never say no to me, can you?” “Shut up.”
“Why can’t you just leave me alone while I’m fucking crying?!” “…I’ve a feeling that’s the exact opposite of what you want.”
“God, why don’t you ever listen to me? Stay. Don’t go.”
“Why do I have a feeling you’ve never learned to ask for things nicely?”
“It was the danger of the situation which caused a sudden rush of adrenaline which caused me to kiss you so it didn’t actually mean anything!”
“I’m grateful to you for protecting me but I also want you to take care of yourself, yeah?”
“Fuck, wake up— I told you not to die for me—”
“…That goes beyond what a usual bodyguard would do and I think you’re well aware of that.”
“You sometimes make me feel like a damned babysitter.”
“You were hired to watch over me. You do realise that, right? So I want you to keep your eyes on me at all times.”
“You’re always so gentle with me. Why? Do you think I’m that fragile?”
“Since you’re responsible for my life anyway, why not become responsible for me as a whole?”
“Are we going to pretend like you didn’t confess to me because you thought I was dying?” “Well, you ended up okay so it doesn’t count. People say stupid things when they’re panicking.”
“Why are you straddling me?” “Because I’m practicing self-defence?” “I can easily throw you off of me. You know that, right?” “But I know you wouldn’t.”
“You know I like it rough, right?” “…Excuse me?” “Well, considering the position we’re in, I think we can take advantage of that, no?”
“This is strictly a client-customer relationship.” “That’s a fucking lie and you know it.”
“Your clumsiness is your biggest enemy at this point.” “I’m not that clumsy!” “This is the third time you’ve injured yourself this week.”
“Really, what are you going to do without me here, making sure you don’t accidentally knock yourself out?”
“You want me to stay?” “Just… For tonight. I don’t want to be alone tonight.”
“You make me worry for everyone else’s safety.”
“Can’t you stay?” “My job here is done. There’s no reason for me to stay—” “Not even for me?”
“You need to let loose a little. Look at you! You’re so tense! How can you live like that?” … “Okay, so maybe you shouldn’t let loose too much. Lesson learned.”
“You’re scaring everyone away!” “Well, it’s good to know I’m a natural threat eliminator.”
“You were hurt because of me.” “As long as you’re safe then it doesn’t matter what happens to me.”
“…I get you’re trying to take care of me but have you considered leaving me alone? I think I can recover quicker that way.” “But you nearly died protecting—” “I think I might actually die if I have to eat one more meal made by you.”
“I don’t get paid enough for this.”
“You’re going to be the death of me and I mean that literally.”
“I don’t need you.” “What happened just then proves you otherwise.”
“You did not have to hit them that hard. They weren’t even a threat!” “You didn’t seem comfortable talking to them so I had to do something about it. It’s in my job description.”
“How about I be your bodyguard for one day? Like, a role reversal thing?” “Not if I want us both to stay alive.”
“Wait, why are you leaving?” “Because you’re about to change and I’m not going to stand around watching that happen.” “What if someone climbs through the window and tries to kill me? Will you take responsibility for that?”
”If you really do think of me as just your cliental or whatever the fuck you want to call me then there was no reason for you to kiss me that hard back there.”
“If you’re the one who protects me, then who’s going to protect you?” “I don’t need protecting, unlike some people. For one, I don’t trip over thin air on a daily basis.” “…You know what? Fuck you.”
An art for a friend’s polish pal :) her OC. It was really pleasant to draw her!
As the artist for one of The God of Arepo comics, my version is up for consideration for the Ignatz Awards for Outstanding Online Comic.
For those of you who don't know the Ignatz is one of the highest industry awards that "recognize outstanding achievements in comics and cartooning by small press creators or creator-owned projects published by larger publishers".
The thing is, winning the award means winning an actual literal brick. Because the mascot is a brick-throwing mouse. So they have to make a bit where the trophy is a brick. Like. Look.
For a long time I thought it was just plain bricks they were handing out, but my friend who won a couple of bricks two years ago had theirs stamped (I saw the bricks in person at their house). So now I am obsessed with the idea of The God of Arepo winning an Ignatz trophy. It will have the honours stamped. On a freaking brick. That's the most Tumblr level meme trophy this comic/story could win (which is also a legit high honour industry award on its own btw don't get me wrong). But wilder than that, the brick allows me to do something. It allows me to smash that break into 5 pieces and ship one of each to the authors plus myself. Writing Prompts, sadoeuphemist, ciiriianan, stu-pot and me will get a piece of clay in recognition for our work with the farmer who built a temple out of stone. The full circle moment.
Imagine the value of this win to the lore of this Tumblr sacred text/folklore. This brick will be smashed and given to the creators, but as a collective folklore, it's also dedicated to all of us on this hellsite too. AWARD WINNING. If The God of Arepo wins I will document the entire process of smashing that brick here.
bro why there’s so much events in this sinful world
All those little whumpees who slowly forget why they're fighting. Gradually learning to love their whumper.
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"You know I have to punish you for this, right? I'm sorry. I don't want to. I hate to see you cry...but it's the only way you'll learn."
Whumpee slowly gaining privileges the better they behave. It's easier if they just obey.
Nightmares. Whumpee dreaming of Whumper hurting them. They scream and thrash, waking up to Whumper holding them close. "Shh...it's okay. It was just a dream. I'm not going to hurt you..." Whumpee almost believes it.
Whumpee looks tense, so Whumper gives them a massage.
Whumpee's favorite foods. Always.
"Why are you still thinking about them? All you need is me."
Soft kisses and gentle touch.
"You are so amazing. No one ever appreciated you, did they? They didn't stop long enough to really look."
Constant bondage. Whumpee needs to rely on Whumper for every single thing. Every bite of food. Sip of water. Bathing. Everything they need only comes from Whumper's hands.
"What would you do without me? Really. Go back to them? Back to a life of stress an expectations? Isn't this better?"
New clothes. New hair. New everything. Whumpee starts to forget who they are.
"I told you you'd warm up to me."
That first time that Whumpee leans into Whumper's touch. Probably after a punishment. They're so tired. And Whumper is so warm and kind. They just...drift...
"Isn't this better?"
Whumper only un-gags Whumpee if they 'use their nice words'. Once Whumpee tries to snap at them, beg for Whumper to let them go, or say anything that suggests they don't want to be there, Whumper shoves the gag back in so they can 'think it over and try again later'.
"Can...can you stay with me? Just a little longer." "Of course, darling."
Whumper hand-feeding Whumpee. The intimacy and the trust they have to partake in if they want to eat.
"Tell me you love me. Say it."
Whumper who brands their Whumpee. Whumpee knows they'll never be the same again - they'll always be marked.
"There we go. Isn't 'please' so much nicer to say than 'no'?"
When they stop hesitating to say it.
"No...no please." "Shh...this will help you sleep. I won't leave you, I promise."
Whumper pulling Whumpee close, holding them tight as they try to struggle away. Gently petting their hair and humming until Whumpee's thrashing slows to a stop. They give into the embrace, sobbing into Whumper's shoulder.
"You don't need to think. I'll do that for you. You just rest."
Whumper breaks Whumpee's legs so Whumpee has to rely on them for everything. Thought of escape seem impossible.
"Did you really think I wouldn't notice? You can't lie to me. I know everything about you."
Whumpee vaguely remembers that they used to fight. They used to kick and scream and spit. They just can't remember why.
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“They don’t want you.” “It’s not safe out there.” “They don’t care about you.” Whumper had told them time and time again, but whumpee had never believed them. No. They knew that their team still wanted them; that caretaker was worried sick. They don’t fall victim to whumper’s mind games. They refused to.
That was, until, they escaped. The escape had been hard, far harder than whumpee had imagined, they’d left with more scars than they could count, broken bones and a broken mind. Their only hope was caretaker and their team.
So imagine whumpee’s face when they finally stagger in, leaning heavily against the door frame. “h-hey i-“ but the team never look their way. Their eyes seem to be glued on someone else, someone whumpee has never seen before, someone new. “G-guys..?” Once again, their hoarse voice is left unheard.
Whumper was right, weren’t they? They’ve already been replaced.
So, with that, whumpee turns around, and they go to the one place they promised themself they would never see again.
Their knock is weak, quiet, as if there’s still a part of them that knows this is a bad idea. But still, they can’t help but feel a small sense of relief when the door swings open, and whumper stands there, clad in a shirt that’s too big and sweatpants that are too loose. Whumpee can’t help but let out a sob.
“..whumpee..? what..”
“y-you were right.. they don’t w-want me anymore…” they avoid their eyes, shaking where they stand in the torn clothes they’ve worn for months.
“Oh, whumpee…”
“do whatever y-you want with me.. i don’t care anymore but- please… n-no chains..”
“Of course, little dove. I’m sorry.” Whumpee whimpers at the nickname, collapsing against whumper’s chest. Their knuckles turn white with the grip they have on their shirt, and their sobs only increase as whumper returns the hug. “I’m so sorry, Whumpee.” There’s no malice in their voice, no hint of joy or happiness, nothing but pure guilt. That night, Whumpee curls up in whumper’s clothes, they’re given their first proper meal in months; they sleep in a clean bed with bandaged wounds.
I love it when a whumpee is so weak that they:
are bedridden, much to their discomfort. They long to leave the bed, but cannot because they are too weak, and their legs shake at the thought of taking even a single step.
can't keep their eyes open. Their eyelids flutter but due to tiredness and too much light, they always close again. However, the whumpee has learned to rely on other senses, and is able to recognize the caretaker's voice or touch among a thousand others.
have to always lie down. They try to sit up, perhaps to eat something, but after a few minutes their head starts spinning and their body starts screaming because of the effort. Much to their chagrin, they have to force themselves back down or else they will likely pass out.
are not hungry. Their body can't handle even plain broth, making them queasy and dizzy. So they continue to refuse food, their only source of livelihood, and this obviously worsens their condition.
are too sensitive to touch. Their skin that seems to boil with fever, the bedsheets that rub down their limbs like sandpaper, the hair that sticks to their sweaty forehead, even the simple touch of the caretaker, a touch that is supposed to comfort them. They start to hate all these little things.
Please, feel free to add more.
how tf should I draw her if she’s looking like that bruh why she looks like Melon from Beastars 💀💀💀💀
My grandparents dog was put at sleep today. He caught a rabies, we think it’s from a fox that was appearing at our territory.
Steve, please sorry for being an ass and petting you when you didn’t wanted. You were the coolest oldest doggy I’ve known.
Idk I'm just guessing there has to be some farming and ranching whumpers out there. Have I seen any? No. Do I want to? Hell yes.
So here. Take these and run. I'm begging.
[Prompt Masterpost]
Strap whumpee to the tire of a tractor - starfish style - and let them just hang out here and spinnn and spinnnn and spinnnnn while you’re doing chores in the morning.
Tie whumpee to an electric Fence. The constant tick tick tick of pain won’t do much damage but will absolutely keep them from falling asleep. See how long it takes them to cry.
Barbed wire restraints.
Barbed wire stress positions.
Leave whumpee tied up outside. If it’s hot out, watch them dry up and blister and burn. If it’s winter, watch the heat leak from their body until they stop shivering.
Using bits of whumpee’s flesh as fish bait. But hey, whumpee gets to eat fresh fish that night, so it’s a win win, right?
Soak a lariat in water and tie it around their neck - then to a tree branch, keeping them on their feet. As the rough fibers dry, they’ll constrict, strangling whumpee agonizingly slowly.
So many power tools, man. So many.
Make them square bale hay with you. That’s it. That’s the prompt. Basic farm work.
Ditch them miles from home and make them run/walk all the way back or there’ll be hell to pay.
Let whumpee help as target practice before hunting season. Hold still and you probably won’t get hurt~
Whumper practicing their skinning skills on whumpee.
Tie whumpee down a bit too close while welding something. Who cares if slag hits them? It’ll just melt into the skin and scar forever, it’s fineeeee.
Spritz random pesticides and chemicals on them to test if it’ll burn flesh or if you need to wear gloves.
Make whumpee carry the wire across the creek when fixing creek gaps. Keep them bound, though. They don’t need hands for balance; it’s their own fault if the current sweeps them under. Tie the wire to them to drag them back out just in case. Tie it around their neck if they’ve been bad recently.
Cordless drill. Drill screws into the flesh.
Tie whumpee to the top of a cabless tractor while working to keep them in sight. They’ll burn terribly from the heat, but as long as they stay quiet and don’t distract you during chores, maybe you’ll be done before they cook like an egg up there.
Extra choke chain lying around. You know what to do.
Nail whumpee to the wall to keep them still while you work on a building project.
Toss whumpee into the [whatever you’re putting rocks into] while picking up rocks in the spring. Proceed to Not Care when every rock you toss thunks against whimpering flesh. The job’s done when they’re completely buried and you can go dump that load.
[Prompt Masterpost]
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