If I Had Nickel For Every Time A Canadian Creep Dipshit Brought Up Epstein In Their Denial, I’d Have

“The pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite. As for our deaths, there is nothing to fear. Our names will be written on a thousand walls. Our crimes told and retold by our faithful believers. We shall die together in front of their very eyes and give them something to be haunted by. Come with me and be immortal.”-Candyman

R.I.P. Tony Todd.

One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.

This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.

And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.

P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.

POV: Your Lex just trying to survive an ancient pyramid made for an alien species of warrior hunter’s rite of passage, when the last surviving member of the Predator’s hunting party she needs to convince to team up with her decides to make her a cool gift.

R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.

Who needs to clean up now Dex?

Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.

What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?

In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.

To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.

Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.

If Eivor can wear a mask while pillaging England you can wear one while going grocery shopping.

That moment you see a conservative blog unironically using an American Dad meme to argue against gun control.

Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!

That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.

Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.

And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.

P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.

Somewhere. Someplace. Chris Chan is shuddering with rage that you came up with a better backstory for Sonichu than him.

new character sonichu invented by me, do not steal