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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

I cast the curse of Manual Breathing!

your breathing is not automatic no more, reader! check it out, it's on manual now!

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wait but hey sucks to be you shame this curse affects the caster too if i'm going down i WILL take SOMEONE down with me it just so happens that i want more blood- it just so happens that i want more AIR on my hands

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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

honest to god i swapped fandoms so many times today

at the start of the day i was in dc (specifically? damian wayne) then i got to ninjago back to dc! ooo dp is that you? wait no back to dc nice dp x dc wait fuck tmnt no dc no tmnt dc but *specifically* shazam

i don't get why my brain does this but I Hate It™

me: "oh! i just switched fandoms. nice! going to see if i can make some content about them-" my brain: "lmao fandom swap" me: "...that took hours to make- oh well, i guess i just gotta do content for this one-" my brain: "nope. back to the old one!" me: "eh, i guess i just gotta save this one, make the new content, and go back when i swap fandoms-" my brain: "nah, different fandom entirely!" me: "why??"

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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

me: "oh! i just switched fandoms. nice! going to see if i can make some content about them-" my brain: "lmao fandom swap" me: "...that took hours to make- oh well, i guess i just gotta do content for this one-" my brain: "nope. back to the old one!" me: "eh, i guess i just gotta save this one, make the new content, and go back when i swap fandoms-" my brain: "nah, different fandom entirely!" me: "why??"

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i hate my brain why must it make me switch fandoms every 3 hours i finish making content for it one day im in kirby the next im in tmnt then im in dp then dc then dp again then tmnt again then kirby again then ninjago then lmk then- me & my stupid ass autistic brain

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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

My most rational braincell in my 100% dumbass brain trying to convince the others to not do some dumb shit (they're failing)

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autism my brain be like none of us are sane the braincell speaking is also a dumbass it's just 99% dumbass instead of the rest of my braincells which are 100% dumbass

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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

sometimes i forget i'm human

not in the depressive way, no

it's just that sometimes i realize the people i know are all dumbasses, and then i realize i haven't drank anything in a while, nor have i eaten in a while and then i realize i'm forgetting to breathe and get reminded "yeah i'm a dumbass in my own way"

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my breathing went to automatic to none to manual during this tbh everyone i know is a dumbass in one way or another even my smart friends are dumbasses no one is safe from the dumbass title if you think you're safe from it you're a dumbass either way holy shit when did 1h30m pass so quickly i swear one minute ago it was 8PM wow

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mpe-megaphone

1 year ago

Me: *zoned out* Me: *zones back in* My brother: "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT JUST GOT OUT!" Me: *internally wheezing

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family moments we were at my grandpa's apartment it has a grill he was making bbq what the fuck happened? what was poked? who poked it? i don't know

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mpe-megaphone

2 years ago

DON'T MAKE MY LEGO-OBSESSED MIND CRY LIKE THIS STAHP

You know how Wu always left the monastery doors open in hopes Morro would come back? Hc that, the second after Morro died in the Caves Of Dispair, the wind came and blew the doors shut, as if to tell Wu, “no, he’s never coming back”

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lego ninjago ninjago I am in a love/hate relationship with angst HCs

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mpe-megaphone

2 years ago

*stuffs face in pillow*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I needed that

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