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Ohmygod

My two favorite things

Cute and scary/weird

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rb and put in the tags what you would do if you were granted one crime to commit with zero consequences

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

reblog after voting!!

Do you think Mike(scooped) has ever considered walking into a ER just to see what they would do? Who would they call first. Doctor? Cops? Mortician? He’s curious to know.

would you like a nice glass of

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you