Rb And Put In The Tags What You Would Do If You Were Granted One Crime To Commit With Zero Consequences

Me: *zoned out* Me: *zones back in* My brother: "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT JUST GOT OUT!" Me: *internally wheezing

such rage in such a little body

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

can agree the pun was amazing

Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

Þe catt ben a ſmale meet-etyng mammal wiþ foure leggys. Þe catt was worschipped by þe peple for felawſchipe and abilite to killen vermin. Cattes been alſo keped as houſdeeres, and a ſmal catte be cleped a kitoun. Yif so keped hit was mene to namen hem wiþ phancie. Some good ekenomes been Swiftpawe or Greyemaulkin. Thes kitouns enjoyen to be at pley, wiþ balles and ſtrynges eſpecially fauovred.

What

hahaha sorry about that, the Ace Demons™ possessed me again

hnnnnnnnnnnnnngh gurleek brad

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

You know what? Fuck You. You just lost The Game >:)