Pee Pee Poo Poo

this is so cute omg

“I’ll be your optimistic black hole

Full of love I can’t control

Let’s keep eachother safe from the world”

AAAAHH ITS ALMOST TIME FOR ENTERTAINMENT TO COME OUT!!! GODDD IM EXCITEDDDD

funny that Colorado doesn’t even have any Colorado marijuana 

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

remind me to record myself reading this

nose job turkey

gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

speaking of vaping

Soon enough, kids will start telling stories about how their father went out to buy e-liquid and never came back.

oh my god im sobbing

Waterboarding in Guantánamo Bay sounds fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.

multiples of 10

10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I don't really remember, probably on discord30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Yes40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? Besides family ig, I haven’t kissed anyone in years

lesbians got left out of the google doodle today featuring Marsha P Johnson when just about every other mainstream identity was there. and what makes it worse is that lesbians were included in the concept art and were removed for the final piece.

I know it’s just corporate pride and I shouldn’t really be that upset over this but it’s yet another example of people not respecting lesbians enough to recognize us as our own community

lesbians are not an afterthought, we do not deserve to be tacked on at the end or deliberately removed because “well lesbians are just gay women so they can be grouped in with gay men” we have separate histories and experiences and we deserve to have that recognized