Speaking Of Vaping

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

nose job turkey

yes!!

New Alternative Bands You Have to Listen to:

The Amazons 🌿 (new favorite album that isn’t weird electronic shit) Spring King 👑 (whole album is throwback punk I love it) Paris Youth Foundation 🗼 (new but amazing) Blossoms 🌸 (literally every song is a bop) Catfish and the Bottlemen 🐠 (dance/laugh/cry/get horny = listening to this british band) Sundara Karma 🌞 (stick your head out the car window and sing at the top of your lungs music) The Hunna 🌑 (good pop-punk stuff) The Drums 🥁 (funky/ good guitar riffs/ clap along music) High Tyde 🌊 (danceable, light indie) Sjowgren ⭐️ (one of my favorite bands and they only have 5 songs out…) Coast Modern 🌈 (more electronic indie, lots of bops) The Shelters 🛤 (EARLY 2000s ALTERNATIVE IS NOT DEAD!!!) Declan McKenna ☘️ (meaningful, heartfelt lyrics that restores your faith in teenage boys and music) The Lemon Twigs 🍋 (mix of new indie and 60’s music…it’s interesting but so good) Made Violent 🔪 (also restores my faith in alternative and punk) RIVVRS ⚓️ (catchy songs, even greater music videos) Mainland 🏝 (JUST LISTEN TO “OUTCAST”. JUST DO IT) Waterparks 🎡 (if you want new and improved 2017 emo music this is for you)   The Delta Riggs ⚫️ (the BEST funky alternative) The Dose 💊 (90’s vibe… it’s good stuff) Microwave 🎛 (no microwave emoji stop judging me but SUCH an underrated band) The Orwells 📖 (best thing about this band are the cool unique drum beats in every song) Moose Blood 🔥 (upbeat, fun alternative) Circa Waves 🌊 (summer vibes with first album, second album is more rock) Tobias Jesso Jr 🌓 (more acoustic indie, extreme Beatles vibe) Diamond Rugs 💎 (fast paced, upbeat alternative that’s going to be stuck in your head all day) Hippo Campus 🌼 (traditional indie, easy going)

remind me to record myself reading this

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account

all of thot and edgy bitch

god.

a masterpost

My one dog needs one of these. She "fear eats" bc my other dog is a cow and she's afraid he's gonna eat all her food if she doesn't at it fast enough.

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA! POP 💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS?🍆 NYA~ 😻

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care