my friend: *offers me a drink after he had sipped from it* me, not thinking: *takes a big SLORP* my brain: you now have 3 STDs, mono, and a rare unidentified virus me: I can’t believe I’ve done this
TIL, that the fridge is broken so my Refreshing energy drink is not cold and not refreshing - This is the last straw and now i am insane in the head
Aoede: favourite music genre, artist and lyric?
Asteroid: thoughts on rocks and gems?
Aurora: do colours have meanings for you? what is your favourite colour and why?
Bestla: do you have a favourite norce god?
Comet: do you have any allergies?
Celestial: favourite celestial object?
Constellation: what is your zodiac sign and birthstone?
Eclipse: if you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?
Extra Terrestrial: do you believe in aliens?
Gravity: what makes you happy when you’re feeling down?
Light Year: if you could travel to one place in time, where would you go and why?
Lunar: favourite word for or way of describing the moon?
Meteor: what’s something your passionate about that makes you light up?
Milky Way: you’re one in a billion! who is one in a billion in your life?
Nebula: do you like clouds? cloud watching?
Nova: what’s something new you want to try?
Orbit: who are the closest people in your life?
Red Dwarf: do you think stars are cool!?
Phobos: something you are afraid off?
Satellite: what do you surround yourself with that brings you joy?
Solar: what is your favourite way to get cozy and warm?
Supernova: do you like hot weather?
Shooting Star: if you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Triton: planets have cores, what is at your core?
Yellow Dwarf: bright white or soft white lighting?
Zenith: look directly above you, what do you see?
I’d do this but james wouldn’t bc I don’t think his vision is bad enough + he’s no fun
meh
at least i put effort into it
HOW HE DO THAT
Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red
wow, tea!
if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares
Wisconsin core
Hey, I sent you a picture (in the message part) of some corn just being absolutely mad. It's growing out of a second story gutter in Northern Wisconsin.
jesse & the vegan cream cheese episode I
this is so cute omg
“I’ll be your optimistic black hole
Full of love I can’t control
Let’s keep eachother safe from the world”
AAAAHH ITS ALMOST TIME FOR ENTERTAINMENT TO COME OUT!!! GODDD IM EXCITEDDDD