Wow, Tea!

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

multiples of 10

10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I don't really remember, probably on discord30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Yes40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? Besides family ig, I haven’t kissed anyone in years

His name is Pyro 

new cryptid everyone!

nobody:

men in the 70s:

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

God has blessed us

this has taken me hours and i’m not even done

I just wanna follow some good art blogs run by ppl that aren’t assholes

Yo why is tumblr this nearly black-blue colour with a bunch of neon buttons

why are cats prettier than some people i dont get it

well now it has 3 likes

im so popular 

scientists have proven that if u make ur post look like its from tumblr it will be five times more likely to become popular