I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE TITTIES ON MY FEED BUT YET I DID >:^(

bungus

Tom Brady has won 9.6% of all Super Bowls & has played in 18.9% of them.

1. i refuse to believe this is all one house

2. “Only shown on sunny days” that’s terrifying

3. its the winchester mansion meets vaporwave 

This is wild, y'all

PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE. 

scientists have proven that if u make ur post look like its from tumblr it will be five times more likely to become popular

Both bichon and shih tzu are on there yesss

20 good pups! 🐶

🌜⭐Space Themed Asks ⭐🌛

Aoede: favourite music genre, artist and lyric?

Asteroid: thoughts on rocks and gems?

Aurora: do colours have meanings for you? what is your favourite colour and why?

Bestla: do you have a favourite norce god?

Comet: do you have any allergies?

Celestial: favourite celestial object?

Constellation: what is your zodiac sign and birthstone?

Eclipse: if you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?

Extra Terrestrial: do you believe in aliens?

Gravity: what makes you happy when you’re feeling down?

Light Year: if you could travel to one place in time, where would you go and why?

Lunar: favourite word for or way of describing the moon?

Meteor: what’s something your passionate about that makes you light up?

Milky Way: you’re one in a billion! who is one in a billion in your life?

Nebula: do you like clouds? cloud watching?

Nova: what’s something new you want to try?

Orbit: who are the closest people in your life?

Red Dwarf: do you think stars are cool!?

Phobos: something you are afraid off?

Satellite: what do you surround yourself with that brings you joy?

Solar: what is your favourite way to get cozy and warm?

Supernova: do you like hot weather?

Shooting Star: if you had one wish, what would you wish for?

Triton: planets have cores, what is at your core?

Yellow Dwarf: bright white or soft white lighting?

Zenith: look directly above you, what do you see?

my friend made a video of her reciting this + put it on youtube

my name is Cat and im no theef i holed the puf betwene my teef wen men is sleep my self i plees i jump on up i crumch the ches

Dreams

i was a receptionist at a bank (ik they’re called tellers, but i was a receptionist). Some girl came in and asked "What's the latest 'I am...' meme?" So i had to go "get" it for her and i came back as sans undertale and said "I am sans undertale." She looked v confused and asked "What is that?"

a reminder that you are loved and appreciated 💓 ily 💕

tysm ily too