Boys Are Great And Handsome And Wonderful

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

Having Straight Friends

#BringHeteroBack2k17

~Moron

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

pee pee poo poo

Thank you Andy for your kind message

good

It’s all about the candy corn!

ples love me I barely talk to anyone on here 

Pink Velvet Cake

Hating kids

ok so I don’t get this trend of “hating kids”. It’s all over social media, everyone talks about how disgusting and annoying kids are and that kids are their “pet peeves” and so on. Let me talk about this once and for all.

It’s ok:

- not to want kids of your own - not wanting a career that involves kids - not wanting to spend lots of time with kids of family/ friends -feeling uncomfortable when being surrounded by kids

It’s NOT OK:

-to be rude or showing that you’re annoyed to kids or parents. It’s hurtful and makes people (big or small) feel bad about themselves and their families - talk to kids like they’re stupid. Kids quickly pick up on things and it messes with their self-esteem -to be a dick and talk shit about kids. Other people might not share your opinion and get hurt -expose kids to inappropriate language/ tv/ etc just because you don’t care

please remember:

-that you were a kid once too -that kids have done nothing wrong and the hate is growing within yourself -if you work with kids or in a school, being annoyed and rude to them will make them hate school and possibly screw with their future -working with kids in general if you don’t like them -that everyone has to be a kid in order to grow and become an educated adult -that there are old people that are probably annoyed by you and your actions and noises as well -that all kids are different and deserve to be treated as beautiful individuals -that all kids deserve a smile back, a friendly ear and help if they ask you to.

Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s not cool