Only a few days ago I posted and shared a powerful moment on my Instagram. The headlining caption started, "I HATE MY MOTHER FOR THIS!", and was about my trauma surrounding hygenic grooming.
Y'all, my mother started texting me about hair removal techniques almost immediately. I think she found me and is stalking me (typical her behavior, she stalks her exs too.)
I cannot begin to express the fury I felt getting these critical and pointless messages. Like, if you're stalking me, maybe read what I have to say???
the fact that i exist bothers me multiple times a day
I hope we become omnipresent, wandering sprits when we die, because I really want to be able to go to all the events I miss out on in my limited mortal life.
Forbidden pizza for sure
May this serve as my legal Will. I Authorize my tombstone/urn to bear the description "Aundrea, Never Heard, Rarely Listened To" to be etched upon my final resting vessel.
Today is the 77th anniversary of Dragonwyck. So, I come bearing gifs. Get it?....
I'll see myself out...
Here's some words of advice from Nicholas Van Ryn
Dork being a dork discovers item from Swap Meet fits and is thrilled to embrace Vampire self.
Thank you Iron Garden and Dark Force Fest for the Swap Meet!
Bat necklace OOAK from Halcyon Designs on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/halcyondesignsnj?igsh=dzkyZmE3N2tzbGpv
Unadulterated Woman existing. WARNING: HAIR! https://linktr.ee/fatmorticia
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