Whereas Pasta Sauce Indisputably Goes In A Square Tupperware, Rectangles Are Acceptable But On Thin Ice.  

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

My god I would die

telefrancais drinking game:

1. drink when pineapple 2. drink when confused

can i PLEASE get a wafer

I needed doll parts to do stroke education and I incidentally discovered that my husband is a ride or die.

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

2020 is a series of unfortunate events and we are just rich victorian orphans merely escaping the increasingly ridiculous calamities perpetrated by the callousness of society and olaf

Classic Jesus!

Jesus Can’t Help It

Forgot to post a picture of the ATWQ candle I made before actually starting to use it… anyway here it is!

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…