Can I PLEASE Get A Wafer

shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob

Classic Jesus!

Jesus Can’t Help It

1950 by King Princess

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Wishing to ace my exam

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

i’m absolutely dying over the fact that ellen page played such an unconvincing straight person in season 1 that they literally just said “nevermind” and made her a lesbian

I had a friend who said lesbians were sinners. So I told her that the "Man shalt not lie with man" quote excluded us, to which she replied " Man as in mankind" . She literally told me it was a sin to be straight. When I pointed this out she simply said "No". Wow, you really convinced me with that argument. Well done, homophobe.

a frustrated gay

I wonder what happened to Brendan Fraser. He just...disappeared. where is he now.

AHHHHH MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE BOOK

*breaks down ur door* let’s talk about the social, religious, and economic structure of a genderless society and the transcendent love of two exiles on an eighty-six day wilderness journey in the ice age of an alien world

I just want chocolate tbh

Reblog if you think this person deserves a big Toblerone