I Neeeeeed Pride And Prejudice The Movie…

her hands on my face and neck. my hands on her waist and thighs

fuck texting i just wanna bite u bro

I LOVE TITTIES I LOVE THIGHS I AM GAY

things we need to address:

gen z men getting pulled into alt-right pipelines through andrew tate, joe rogan, elon musk, jordan peterson etc

the gullibility and stupidity of half the country voting against our collective best interests

the broad effect social media has on public and common good

lazy minds and lack of empathy

outside-country interference (trump and elon’s connections to russia and the amount of bots from other countries spreading misinformation)

the long-term effects of AI and rampant disinformation

coming to terms with how bad the minecraft movie looks. I'm going to need a minute.

If you dont grab ass while you kiss her why do you even have hands.

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

— Louise L. Hay

i need to breed you with my thick strap, bring you to cum over and over, while i listen to your cute pathetic little whines. i love watching my baby squirm around knowing your pussy is so sensitive and just begging for another orgasm.

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed