— Louise L. Hay

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

I hope y’all are still not eating McDonald’s and drinking Starbucks. I hope you’re still talking about the Congo, Palestine, Sudan, and what’s happening in the UK. Keep donating esims if you can. Repost and reblog VETTED donations to help get people out of Gaza. I hope yall shame people if you see them eating McDonald’s and drinking Starbucks. There is still a genocide happening.

I’m a cheap date, feed me 2 drinks and I’ll be in the bathroom eating you out.

Guys, I miss cable tv…. Saturday morning cartoons, and hanging my head off the side of the couch, trying to drink my juice and accidentally giving myself FBI levels of torture

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

French kissing her pussy from the back

Cuteness agression but sexual style as in someone is just too sweet and cute and all I want to do is hold them down and bite and bruise and turn them into a whimpering mess