Jon Definitely Should Of Died Quicker In The Magnus Archives

Worlds biggest fuck you to the person I just saw posting a petition to CHANGE YELENAS CANON IDENTITY FROM AROACE TO A LESBIAN AS ITS “more realistic” AND “aroaces don’t do anything”

Hey, that’s more than just shipping her. That’s erasure all the way down. That’s aphobic. No excuses for you or anyone who signs that petition, get off my blog.

I'm on episode 167 of the Magnus archives and I'm properly obsessed with it, but having it as my current object of fixation is so strange because I'll be having a bad day and go "welp time to go listen to my comfort podcast<3" and then turn it on to listen to Jon go through the horrors for 20 minutes straight.

right so. everyones seen that post by now of the kid being like omg how did students write 600 word essays before ai???

and i find myself, at 10:42pm on a friday night, with a 700 word essay to write for a physiology class. i know jack fucking shit about physiology (i was a history major, my brain is incredibly not wired for science) and i am going to prove the kid in this silly little post so incredibly incorrect.

lets do it

Everyone give me your worst crackfic ideas for tma, trc, or batfam. The most awful one wins. I wish to create something horrendous but unfortunately i am too sick to come up with sufficiently evil ideas on my own.

personal space?

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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

just attempted to vaguely explain my oc lore to my friend and i think it broke his brain a little. like "yea so my character who was set on fire as a baby—" "YOUR WHAT" "the one named after the chess piece, keep up."

You know you're a writer when you’ve had entire conversations in your head with your characters but can’t remember what you had for breakfast.