Right So. Everyones Seen That Post By Now Of The Kid Being Like Omg How Did Students Write 600 Word Essays

It's simple, interns/assistants dying in TMA is horrifying and grief inducing, leaving an absence in the show that can be felt till the very last moment of the series finale because it didn't have to be like this, but of course it did. They were hired to die. Tim and Sasha and Michael were always going to die because it was their only purpose.

Interns/assistants dying in WTNV is one of their funniest long term bits.

These are both critiques of capitalist exploitation of the working class

I love that a huge chunk of the Magnus Archives fandom saw a ship between a goth guy and a door that never interacted in canon and went "What the hell, sure."

uh oh

MOMO

DROP MORE DOORKEAY ART, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

You hear that, dad? I’m getting paid with lives now 😎

Jk, please keep your life, it’s too valuable. I’m just glad to make more Doorkeay content 🥺

i just have to post these here bc i think about this DAILY

Just had my first bad Tumblr experience, I feel like I've passed an initiation

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

I see your "Nico Di Angelo would be a MCR fan" and raise you my "Nico Di Angelo would be a Måneskin fan"

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers