Realest Thing I Have Seen In A While

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Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim

to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal

to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU JUST MADE ME :)))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65679322

New Magnus Archives fic. Second person pov, pov of spiral victim, super short. Unfortunately all of my works are currently locked due to the recent ai sweep. uhhh yeah :) check it out if this seems interesting to you.

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

meme I made while listening to season 1 of TMA that I'm sure has probably been done before

Touch

Bunny (pink)

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog

uh oh

this au brings me an indescribable amount of joy

sorry for the inbox spam, but…so in this au, was Michael not completely distorted or do they just have slightly more control over their own mind. Also how did they escape??

I like to think that he managed to figure out how to read the impossible map (and maybe come to the realization on some things) before he found his own way out, but he definitely didn’t leave those corridors unscathed, and he’s going to have a lot of trust issues from now 🫠