He’s So Ohmygosh

i miss my gf

“your girlfriend?”

no, ghost files

i firmly believe tumblr community will never shut up if it exists during colin firth's prime era

a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

me, an academically burnt out 17 year old:

Need a foolproof method to get over him? Read a fluffy fanfic of your fictional crush, preferably written by academically burnt out 17 year old, and see that he will NEVER measure up to your fictional crush.

i love you female slashers that aren't sexualised by the narrative i love you undiluted harshness and ugliness being shown by girls i love you female rage i love you girlbosses i love you women covered in blood i love you sapphic coding i love you complex female characters

I’ll stand by ‘Remus is such a loser but he’s a god in bed’ till I die

Yellowjackets — 1x05, Blood Hive

papa and gremlin