“english Isn’t My First Langua—“ Say No More.

me, an academically burnt out 17 year old:

Need a foolproof method to get over him? Read a fluffy fanfic of your fictional crush, preferably written by academically burnt out 17 year old, and see that he will NEVER measure up to your fictional crush.

in another universe you miss me too

ITS BEEN A WHILE, MY LOVE !

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩

I’ll stand by ‘Remus is such a loser but he’s a god in bed’ till I die

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

he’s so ohmygosh

i miss my gf

“your girlfriend?”

no, ghost files