Harrow Said, “But You’re God.” And God Said, “And I Am Not Enough.”

👁 YOU FAILED ABOMINATION NINETEEN YEARS TOO LATE

From January, to reflect my vaguely festive but largely exhausted mood. Happy 2024!

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

Chúc mừng năm mới! 🐉🧧🎊 Happy new year!

One flesh, one end, you know the drill Edit: many of you wish these were bookmarks…and they actually are! They’ll be at kyotosparty.bigcartel.com very soon💕  

- The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman and Comic Sans | Zac Oyama and Brennan Lee Mulligan

First couple of pages of the comic that Dasha and I made about our D&D characters, Tono and Tuit! They're twin sisters in a 1920s themed Waterdeep campaign!

See more of Tono and co. in my Royal Flush tag :)

You can get the full comic HERE!

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”