Can Everything Just Like... Slow Down For A Minute? Like I'm Over Here Trynna Get My Shit Together And

Spaghetti.

Spooky Day

i was just poking around the batman subreddit and I saw a comment that sums up my thoughts on Gotham War so 🤌🤌🤌 succinctly

Where are all the hot dude robots? Give me some ripped looking Chad and I'll *think* about giving you my credit card information

Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.

Never thought that I'd be cackling like a mad scientist at the prospect of going to bed early, but here I am.

One of my friend's siblings told me that I sound like Michael Cera and I took that to heart.

I forget how privileged I am to wear male clothing until I shove an entire water bottle into my pocket