Sometimes I'm having a good day. Other times I remember my middle name's Paul.
Spooky Day
I forget how privileged I am to wear male clothing until I shove an entire water bottle into my pocket
My brain gives me my dopamine on the sixth Friday of every month.
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
*sound of my psyche shattering into a billion pieces*