Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Crack

x men teacher application is like “do you support lgbt” and if you don’t respond “I am lgbt” they throw your application out

I found these in my notes, and honestly, they are pure gold…

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Teddy, into a hairbrush: YOOOOOOO I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Harry, into a different hairbrush: So tell me what you want what you really really want

Remus, walking into the room: Harry

Remus: What the fuck have you done to my child

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*3am*

Percy: What is all that racket

*ball hits the window*

Percy: *looks out the window to see his dumbass husband hosting Quidditch practice for their children*

Percy: OLIVER IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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*procession music starts playing*

Hermione: *comes out in a tux*

Molly: …

Ron: *struts down the aisle in a wedding dress*

Molly: RONALD

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Lee: *puts his child in a crib while Fred films*

Crib: *turns into a rubber chicken*

Lee: lmao

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Angelina: George, don’t you dare cause a piece of furniture to turn into a rubber chicken

George, frantically disabling all the transfiguration charms he had put on the table and chairs: Why would I ever do that? 

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*procession music starts playing*

Lee: *comes out in nice pajamas*

Fred: *comes out in nice pajamas as well*

Molly: FREDERICK

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Charlie, writing a letter: Dear mum,

Charlie: I don’t know why you’re asking me, since you have seven kids

Charlie: But since you want grandbabies

Charlie: Here you go

Charlie: *sends a picture of a dragon in a diaper*

Charlie: Love, Charlie

😌only facts

finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,

(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

I'm loving that Skybound Thundercracker just wanted some progress and in comes Shockwave with the most comically diabolical dogma imaginable

Meanwhile Soundwave is going hard with the delusions

my friend, seeing my tumblr account: there is any ship here that isn't gay?

me: we don't do that here

credit to @/nuwandavision on twitter

Someone who uses both she/her and they/them pronouns. I think this is correct if not someone please correct me.

Can somebody explain what she/they means?

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