I Found These In My Notes, And Honestly, They Are Pure Gold…

I found these in my notes, and honestly, they are pure gold…

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Teddy, into a hairbrush: YOOOOOOO I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Harry, into a different hairbrush: So tell me what you want what you really really want

Remus, walking into the room: Harry

Remus: What the fuck have you done to my child

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*3am*

Percy: What is all that racket

*ball hits the window*

Percy: *looks out the window to see his dumbass husband hosting Quidditch practice for their children*

Percy: OLIVER IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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*procession music starts playing*

Hermione: *comes out in a tux*

Molly: …

Ron: *struts down the aisle in a wedding dress*

Molly: RONALD

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Lee: *puts his child in a crib while Fred films*

Crib: *turns into a rubber chicken*

Lee: lmao

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Angelina: George, don’t you dare cause a piece of furniture to turn into a rubber chicken

George, frantically disabling all the transfiguration charms he had put on the table and chairs: Why would I ever do that? 

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*procession music starts playing*

Lee: *comes out in nice pajamas*

Fred: *comes out in nice pajamas as well*

Molly: FREDERICK

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Charlie, writing a letter: Dear mum,

Charlie: I don’t know why you’re asking me, since you have seven kids

Charlie: But since you want grandbabies

Charlie: Here you go

Charlie: *sends a picture of a dragon in a diaper*

Charlie: Love, Charlie