Honestly I Don’t Think There’s Anything Ghost Hunters Can Do To Get Evidence That Will Ever Be Funnier

agreed

rODNEy

tag yourself

same

Attention deficit hyperactivity dungeons and dragons and diners and drive-ins and dives

I am about as fragile as if you found a pile of bones and then tried to recreate a skeleton with them but only by balancing them on top of each other like this jenga this is me

July... I’m doomed

You’re sentenced to 10 years in prison and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you out?

Ok just an edit… October is not Philza it’s Kisuke from bleach Philza just used him as his pfp😭

queen elizabeth slowly turning into willy wonka i see

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

GUYS SHOWER THOUGHTS IS A MAN

If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s

Alexa, how to wind down from a misophonic rage without committing unimaginable violence and breaking every fragile thing in the house?

animals benefit the most from pretty privilege

MORBILLION MORE TIMES OMG

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