July... I’m Doomed

sophie: so oralie...

oralie: *sweats nervously*

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bold of you to like little frogs but not send me ANY PICTURES of tINY LITTLE FROGS

yes please do

i should throw shannon a curveball by storming up to her in the signing line and accusing her of being my genetic mother

“I’m giving them more crops!”

Dogs must think we keep them only to harvest their turds.

human: i learned from you, and now your hunger lives in me.

based on the new dreamxd lore

no this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen

Yeehaw! Hisoillu week day 7!! Today’s prompt is AU  🐎 🤠

Th’e horse’s name is Bungee Gum

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

she is cat???? maybe????

honestly i don’t think there’s anything ghost hunters can do to get evidence that will ever be funnier than Ryan Bergara’s method of going into Aaron Burr’s home and showing off a Hamilton playbill he brought.