I Love Soft Kurapkia Sm

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hahahahha whoops

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

😭 🌺. lmao

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

I am SO in!!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There are paranormal shows about finding Bigfoot and there are too many ghost hunters. But faerie hunting is an untapped medium. I need a team. Faerie Finders. Let's get abducted on a shaky cam.

If you liked [LLAMAS]

You may enjoy [ALPACAS and CAMEL]

“if you liked this title you may enjoy” but with animal species

July... I’m doomed

You’re sentenced to 10 years in prison and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you out?

Ok just an edit… October is not Philza it’s Kisuke from bleach Philza just used him as his pfp😭

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

waguwu  bweef

I GOT MILF 🙌

Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)

reblog with your results

I’m so happy you included Magnus Chase

Things in the Percy Jackson universe that are entirely real

- Amazon is run by an ancient race of warrior women, Implying that Jeff Bezos is not real - There is a super-hell inside hell which is also alive and percy has fought it - The Beatles were explicitly disbanded due to divine intervention - The sun is a scientifically-accurate ball of fire in space, but there are also at least 3 sun gods responsible for driving the sun across the sky each day - Children have driven the sun multiple times - The California wildfires were caused by a witch boiling the essence of the former Sun God - Somewhere in the world there is a random taxi driver who has a credit card containing infinite money - The Atalanta aquarium is run by ancient sea gods  - Several bowling balls have been launched into the white mountains - The bridge leading to Asgarde is attatched to the Citgo Sign - When falling through clouds you have a chance to enter the elf dimension - There is an interdimensional squirrel who can do psychic damage - The Rosetta stone was blown up and replaced with a fake; most mortals don’t know this - The Bermuda Triangle is called the sea of monsters and is a patch of ocean with a massive concentration of ancient greek people who keep killing mortals