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[oc: Seryion] taking along stray kitties on the assassination job

It turns out that, rather than space orcs, humans are more like space cats. We believe ourselves to be the best species in the galaxy when we actually are taken care of by more advanced aliens while doing little more than be adorable and destroy local wildlife when left to our own devices.

i get so happy when people that are new to fanfic writing, or just writing in general, post their work on ao3. despite their doubts, despite their fear of something so personal and vulnerable being perceived, they still press that button, and i turn into the equivalent to a proud mom cheering on the sidelines. like yes! you did that! your work is worth seeing! you deserve to share your passion for and be part of a community! i’m so proud of you!

Why Neloth is so rude in TES III: Morrowind

I have played Morrowind for hundreds of hours. My favourite great house has always been Telvanni. I have done the Mouths' chores dozens of times.

YET I ONLY NOW FOUND OUT THAT THERE'S A REASON NELOTH IS SO TESTY:

Neloth's Mouth, Arara Uvulas, says:

"Perhaps these will put Master Neloth in a better mood. He is old, you see, and has trouble moving about. I use the soap along with some roobrush and bonemeal to make an ointment for his joints."

A potion made with Roobrush, Bonemeal, and Sload Soap, has three effects:

Restore Agility,

Fortify Agility,

AND DRAIN PERSONALITY

Thus, while ointing his jointing(s), Neloth becomes bitter, mean, and soothes his lil achy knees.

I love this game.

people who write their fics directly onto archive of our own site do not fear death by the way

in all seriousness, please always keep backups of your works, write them somewhere else (google doc is a good choice) then copy and paste onto ao3 when you're done, because ao3 itself does not automatically save your works for you, meaning you can lose all of your progress

dagoth ur walked so all woke propaganda could run

“video games are woke now”

In 2002, a very significant part of Morrowind’s plot was Dagoth Ur beaming “GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX” into the mind of you, the reincarnation of his ex-boyfriend

but okay yeah this is TOTALLY a new thing

scrolled across this while listening to Salvatore by Lana Del Rey and if that ain't a sign

Lucien in Shrouded Armor