Something I Did Around The Valentine's Day To See Voryn In A Pink Dress

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trump administration so bad it not only results in the worst loss for the major australian conservative party, it also dissolves it into two parties. thank you for your sacrifice yankees

If there's one Elder Scrolls theory I'm 100% convinced is true, it is that Orc men must have the highest rate of homosexuality out of all the Elder Scrolls races. If the Orc Chieftains are the only ones who can have wives and kids, what do you think all the other Orc men in the clans do when they get lonely? That's right: each other.

It's all coming up Astarion.

we know it's you

The trio is having a well deserved rest after a day full of adventuring and dragonslaying.

I don't know what they're talking about here, but I'd imagine Kharjo and J'zargo are trying to convince Faenil of something. They usually wait until Faenil is all happy and drunk until they ask for a day off or whatnot.

Auriel's Knight-Paladin (TES:V)

“Do u hate me”

Yes babe now come back to bed