Hands Wrapped Tightly Around Her Waist, Guiding Her To Orgasm As She Grinds Against My Thigh. The Way

sundress season! what butch or stud is gonna lift up my sundress and fuck me senseless ?!

a girl just paid me $20 to eat something sorta gross and I fear it may have fixed me

God is it only my dream to dress up as a sexy nun for Halloween?

I love the idea of fucking in front of a mirror. You'll be all tied with your hands behind your back while I fuck you from behind. Pulling on the ropes to make you look at yourself getting fucked in the mirror.

"That's right, look at your pathetic facial expressions while I ruin your cunt. Take it all for me you whore."

‼️‼️Men and straight people stop interacting. This is about lesbian sex ‼️‼️

I don't normally use this emoticon but the time calls for it

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the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

awww, puppy you know I can’t keep my hands off you in the club. you look so good and no one’s paying us any attention. such a tempting little outfit, your hips are practically begging to be grabbed. brushing my hand against the small of your back just to see you twitch from the slight contact. bet you’d let me touch you right here in this club. fuck, you look so needy, the alcohol blurring your gaze. awww, you like this song? hm? cmere, dance on me. arch your back and grind against my lap. that’s it, you’re doing so well for me. what’s that in my dress? oh sweetheart, don’t worry about it. just keep bouncing that pretty ass right up on me. here, get nice and close and stay real still for me, I’ve got a surprise for you...