Look At This Video Of A Mouse Eating Soup And Bread And Butter

Calling pharmacies and paying bills? I don’t know how to do that. I’m literally just a puppy. The only things I know how to do is bark and roll over. Puppy only knows scritches and bellyrubs. IRS? What’s that?

Arrf arrf arrf

Awoooooooooo

U^ェ^U

Apart of me would let this woman absolutely destroy me another part just wants her to love and care for me

Idk which side will win

Dog mentality wants her to speak to me like how you’d talk to a dog “ that’s my baby” “ aw are you excited to see me?” “Sweet things that’s a good girl/boy” I’d fucking melt

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

Submissive leaning service top btw

I hope you all like these, please send me asks about them and moots feel free to dm I want to know all of your dirty thoughts about me 😳❤️

hearing this would fix me

Bottoming out deep inside and letting out a relieved sigh as I dump another load and whisper "I'm keeping you"

need a girl to take advantage of how pathetic and needy i am for her

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

I need to be passed around a house party full of horny trans women like a toy more than I need air in my lungs I think