Calling Pharmacies And Paying Bills? I Don’t Know How To Do That. I’m Literally Just A Puppy. The

prolifically in fact

Do we fuck with butches with slow and chill hobbies? Butches that draw and make art? Butches that cook? Butches that don't love working out? Butches that crochet? Academic butches? Butches that read a lot? Butches that prefer to stay indoors? Introverted butches? Shy butches?

Do y'all fw that?

real hubrismaxxers know that the grass on the other side is ABSOLUTELY and TOTALLY greener. it's WAAAAAY greener. greener than you could ever even imagine. it probably tastes better than spaghetti or somehting too.

real hubrismaxxers like me know the other side doesn't even have grass

it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore

she promises you it'll just be the tip, and she really means it this time she swears, until she's pressed up against you and can feel how warm and wet and tight you are and she lasts in teasing the both you for just long enough that you let your guard down, only for her to hold you down by your hips and bottoms out with a "fuck, please just let me do this to you, please, pleasepleaseplease"

being called baby by a pretty girl is just good for u

Riding her strap like a good girl, making sure my tits bounce nice for her, leaning down to kiss and suck on her neck and tell her how good she makes me feel.

It is incredibly important to train yourself to have your first instinct be to look something up.

Don't know how to do something? Look it up.

See a piece of news mentioned on social media? Look it up.

Not sure if something is making it to the broader public consciousness, either because you don't see it much or you see people saying nobody is talking about it? Look it up.

Don't know what a word means? Look it up.

It will make you a better reader and a better writer, but it will also just make you more equipped to cope with the world.

So often, I see people talking about something as though it is the first time anyone has ever acknowledged it, when I've been reading reports about it on the news for months or years. Or I see someone totally misinterpreting an argument because they clearly don't know what a word means--or, on the other hand, making an argument that doesn't make sense because they aren't using words the right way.

Look things up! Check the news (the real news, not random people on social media)! Do your research! You (and the world) will be better for it.

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

blushed irl oh no

Are you blushing, puppy? All because I called you a good toy? My good toy. You’re just a pretty fleshlight, barely have enough brains to be embarrassed. You like it when I pick you up and use your holes like a real toy? My hands tight around your waist, fucking you back and forth on my cock? Use your words, puppy. Good toy, thats it. Fuuck, sweet thing, you feel so incredible. Tightest little toy, oh my god, you were made to please me.