"i Hate Microlabels" Yeah I Also Kind Of Dislike The Idea Of Putting Ourselves And Our Identities Into

I NEED TO BE SOMEONE'S TOY

I need a handsy, jealous sub who can’t stop herself from touching me, nuzzling me and kissing me anywhere she can reach, begging me to pin her down and fuck her while I tell her she’s my favorite toy

me whenever I'm wearing a dress

wearing a dress and feeling cute today🤭 i wish someone would bend me over and fuck from behind...

did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes

Tell your kids things

need a pretty lesbian with her back laid against my chest so i can play with her boobs in total normal conversation with absolutely no regard for how it’s making her squirmy <333

me

Some of you transbian switches out there are bottoms who CAN top a subbier girl but melt at the first sign of assertiveness and it shows

Like one "good girl" from a sultry voice and you're a puddle on the ground

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

Are we pro butches in little shorts?

let’s talk about voice kink for a second. that deep tone dommes get when they slip into domme space. the crack of their voice. the sounds. the noises. their half chuckled tone as they tease me. v o i c e k i n k.