tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
want a butch husband so bad because yes baby you are spiderman mhm yes so so strong and handsome just like spiderman (can i have strap now)
nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
Hey you
I'm a tgirl
I have a tummy
It's tuesday
Now tell me, where do we go from here?
Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.
me
Some of you transbian switches out there are bottoms who CAN top a subbier girl but melt at the first sign of assertiveness and it shows
Like one "good girl" from a sultry voice and you're a puddle on the ground
i was present a few months ago when my best friend found out that outlier isn’t pronounced “oot-lee-yay” and i haven’t been the same since