Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA. Back In The Day, These Moves Made All The Princesses Swoon! (Author’s Note: A

Toadette: So Indoor Slip-and-sliding wasn’t the best idea.

(Happy Monday! New strip and some especially good news!)

Peach: Can’t you two get along for once? It’s like dealing with children! Toad: Make her stop TOUCHING ME! (Author’s note: New strip up!)

New Cleanup Crew today! (Next week’s on Patreon, including Princess Peach concept art)!

Toad: Another new misadventure?

Peach: But of course!

“DEAR, RICH PRINCESS DAISY! HOW I LOVE HER (father’s money)!”

CONFOUND THOSE MARIO BROTHERS

I HATE MARIO, I HATE LUIGI, I HATE YOSHI

Princess Peach: I’m not sure what I’ve just stepped in, but I want it dead.

Toad: Are paint monsters even really alive? Or are they just animated?

Toad: Your highness, we really need to start locking the front door. Peach: Now is NOT the time for the security council!

Peach: Er, should I come back later?

Toad: No! I mean Yes! I mean there is nothing going on today!

Toadette: That is totally not true.

Toad: Never. Never in a million years. (Author’s Note: The stream of consciousness is a strange and fascinating thing. Wrinkling the scrap of paper I saved my idea on is not).

Mario: I... I don’t- HOW?

They said it was impossible, they said it couldn’t be done… but for the Mighty Flavio overcoming the Pit of 100 Trials was nothing but another notch on his very long list of accomplishments.

Congratulations Flavio, you’ve done it again.

Toad: Your highness, we seriously need to talk about your taste in accessories.